OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we're making bets on your personal life
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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