I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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