I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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