Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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