apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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