eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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