Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
