CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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