her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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