So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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