Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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