Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
tonight lets celebrate not being married
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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