That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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