they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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