ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
