the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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