her vagine was all disorganized.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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