he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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