Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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