I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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