i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
