i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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