There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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