I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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