The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
