How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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