Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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