Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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