I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Small penises have feelings too.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sext me about skeletons
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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