morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
