Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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