Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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