so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she peed on how many people?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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