his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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