ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize