i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm at about main and main street
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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