I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
