I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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