Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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