i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
sarcasm needs its own font
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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