It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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