ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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