i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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