Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need moral support for this bender
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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