You don't have asthma, your pregnant
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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