Your dad touched me again.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
