I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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