so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I'm really busy with my period
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