"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
