and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Naked. naked and bneed help.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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