I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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