It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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