Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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